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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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honted

i really could write an essay on how shit is that we’ve completely abandoned the monster-of-the-week episode format even when rebooting shows that relied on it to replace them with grimdark edgy plotlines where nothing feels good or accomplished at the end of the day

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#EXACTLY #WHY DO PEOPLE HATE MONSTER OF THE WEEK?#IT’S MY FAVORITE STORYTELLING FORMAT#IT’S THE MOST CHARACTER DRIVEN FORMAT WHEN DONE PROPERLY IMO#the best monster of the week episodes show us something new about the characters

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I have ALWAYS said to people that the reasons shows like Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, and Grimm have deteriorated into being completely awful is because they adopted plots, because the monster of the week gives us new and interesting content to think about every week and it isn’t always one note. All these shows’ first seasons used to have such a good amalgamation of different creatures, different tones, and different perspectives and insights into the characters’ lives and pasts. And it still carried a basic plot, but it was loose enough to ignore for most of the episodes but important enough for us to stay hooked on it and anticipate the resolution. I rewatch like, the first 3 seasons of these shows like they’re visual popcorn. The SECOND that Supernatural got a real plot that took up most of the storytelling for the season I lost interest because the plot became the ONLY tone that we get. We got less and less of the fun and interesting creatures and stories and more of the singular “Oh which bad mythical person is going to cause havoc THIS season?!” Like shows need to be okay with telling one single coherent story that HAS A PLANNED ENDING instead of jumping off a cliff with a hang glider dependent on viewership that will keep going even until all the screws are rusted and the top is littered with holes and won’t stop until they inevitably hit the ground. Stories need to be more like flights taking us and the characters from one destination to another. 

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TLDR; Leverage is an example that you CAN have all these things: incredible story telling, monster-of-the-week, overarching plot, satifying season ending without cliffhangers.

I’m strong on my Leverage bullshit and I’d apologize but I’m not sorry because IT CAN BE DONE, DAMMIT. IT HAS BEEN DONE. AND IT IS WONDERFUL. 

Unlike SPN, Grimm, etc., the “monster” was usually a corporate asshole target, which in 2020 I think we can all agree, counts as a fucking monster. Each episode is relatively self-contained. You don’t necessarily have to watch these episodes in order, though it’s helpful if you do.

The “monster” of the week never gets boring; it always involves the team and helps the team continue to work together and builds their individual character arcs through their interactions with each other as well as their mark.

But, Leverage also had the Big Bad ™ that colored the overarching season plot. There was a theme, a cohesiveness through the stories; this is more evident in Season 3 and 4 especially, but it’s still there. 

Season 3, in particular, was a great example. Moreau was the Big Bad, but taking him down was an underpinning, rather than the actual mover for each episode. Each episode, mark-of-the-week, was its own villain, with a satisfying takedown that advanced the overall plot, as well as the individual character stories.

OH. Another thing that Leverage allowed itself to have was an actual ENDING to each season. You literally could watch Leverage through any season and be satisfied that the season ending was, well, satisfying.  

This was PLANNED IN to each season of Leverage. The show runners felt strongly about giving fans a satisfying ending instead of dangling cliffhanger bullshittery.

TLDR #2: Get good writers that know what they’re doing, and are fans of their own genre, and it’s amazing what you can do.

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waitingforthesunrise

and very, very often, self care is not plants and ice rollers and fluffy blankets of peace.

it’s standing over your kitchen sink and crying while doing the dishes because you just want to go back to bed but the dishes need done. and you don’t know why you’re crying but you're trusting you need it. and you aren’t listening to the music that pulls you into a spiral; you’re listening to some cheerful shit your friend sent you. it’s getting up and staring at your fridge and closing your eyes and then cooking yourself food even though you hate it and it’s miserable. because you know that you’d cook for your friend, and you are trying to befriend yourself. it’s dragging yourself into the shower because you know you’ll feel better afterwards. it’s doing mundane tasks with patience, cursing under your breath, trying desperately to give yourself grace. grace is the beginning of care. care is the beginning of love.

we think it’s supposed to be peace and yet the most powerful self care moments are when we hate everything but especially ourselves. and life does not feel worth the loving.
to look into that pain and yet choose to care for yourself in however many pieces you are — that is care. love. grace. trust. belief. it hurts because it’s love where there was no love before. it heals because it believes there will be love, one day, soon.

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Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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Why did you say that

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Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

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tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

oh tumblr
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cemeterything

i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

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i also think that it would be wonderfully ironic if those who sought the fame and glory of the title of 'dragonslayer' only ended up with the bitter, enduring reminder of the devastation they're responsible for. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

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deadmomjokes

Took my tiny child with me to the Halloween store. Walked in and immediately realized it would be a terrible mistake.

They had those jumpscare machine things everywhere, lots of spooky noise machines, scary looking animatronic things, crazy decorations, just the whole 9 yards and then some. I immediately went to turn around and leave when I heard a noise coming from my arms.

My one year old child who gets scared if we cough…. was laughing.

She makes this precious “eee!” sound and starts vibrating when she sees something she really likes, usually an animal or a balloon, and she points right at the big zombie thing by the door and does that. I carry her in past a huge 10 ft tall Pennywise inflatable, and she smacks me to tell me to stop so she can look. She ponders him for a moment, and his glowing light-up eyes, then points at his hand and shouts “BEEM!” Which is her word for “balloon.” She made us stand there under Pennywise for at least 3 minutes, which is a really long time for a one-year-old.

Then, she begs to get down, so I let her loose and she just books it all over the store. Finds the creepy demonic looking babies and shouts “BABY!” then gets this confused look on her face and tries to wipe the “dirt” off their faces. Decides it’s not worth it, goes and picks up a severed hand decoration, hands it to me and says “hand.” Yes, my dear, it is a hand. And yes, that severed foot has “toes,” you’re very right.

Finds the wigs, runs down the aisle shouting “hair! hair!” and grabbing her own sparse little headfuzz so hard I think she’s going to rip it all out. Then she found the speaker in the wall that was blaring Monster Mash and she demanded I pick her up so we could “DANSSSE”. But she got distracted by the big spider decorations, which she christened as dogs by running toward them and barking.

She ran up and down the aisles of costumes touching the fabric and making her little “tss tss tss” giggle that she does when she’s having Much Too Good a Time. Every so often she’d stop, look back to make sure I was there, and point at something and vibrate with her aggressive “EEEE!”

A man turned a corner wearing one of the creepy latex masks. He immediately started apologizing to me, saying “I’m so sorry, I’m looking for my friend, I don’t want to scare her.” Meanwhile my child is standing there looking up at him with the most confused look on her face. Not scared, just confused, like he is so dumb and she can’t figure out why he would want to make that stupid face for so long. But he rounds another corner all hunched over, she flaps her arms and sighs, and takes off to go scream at the creepy lawn decorations.

When it was time to go, nothing could convince her to come to me willingly, so I had to promise her one last look at the balloon man while I picked her up against her will. Pennywise placated her, and we left the store with a smile on her chubby little cheeks. She demanded we wait and watch the big inflatable-flailing-arm-tube-man out front, the one that was bright orange and had a jack-o-lantern face, and she bounced and wiggled and danced in my arms despite its fan being louder than the loud motorcycles that scare her on our walks. She waved bye-bye to it as we left for the car.

Basically, that was the cutest thing that’s ever happened to me in my life, and it’s so crazy how so many things are culturally taught and kids are just… immune to that. All she saw was bright colors and things she recognized and could name, in a place she could explore and touch. She has no concept of clowns being scary or zombies being A Thing or what constitutes “creepy” and “spooky” and “gross.” To her, a severed arm with gore hanging out the end doesn’t represent pain or violence, it’s just “arm,” and it’s got some weird stuff on the end that’s funny colors. They’re just things, there’s no context for it.

The world is weird and beautiful and it’s so cool to see it through the eyes of someone who is so New to this planet and hasn’t been influenced by society and culture yet.

aww precious child
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several people suggested the old guard and fettuccine the cat and then I saw this old tweet and this just happened

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a couple of people have asked what nicky’s reading and what’s on the fridge so in order: medieval history 4 dummies and the booker thirst trap calendar (bonus halloween sheet ghosts and axe pics)

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Is Nicky eating a red onion raw?

klinger4yossarian

Or eating a pomegranate wrong?

luminarai

My original thought was an onion but if you see a pomegranate, then you see a pomegranate, all interpretations are valid in my house!

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mindblowingscience

For the first time, researchers have found evidence that underwater ecosystems have pollinators that perform the same task as bees on land.

Just like their terrestrial cousins, grasses under the sea shed pollen to sexually reproduce. Until now, biologists assumed the marine plants relied on water alone to spread their genes far and wide. But the discovery of pollen-carrying ‘bees of the sea’ has changed all of that.

Over several years from 2009 to 2012, researchers from the National Autonomous University of Mexico filmed the spring nocturnal wanderings of crustaceans among beds of turtle seagrass, Thalassia testudinum.

Looking through the videos, they spotted more invertebrates visiting male pollen-bearing flowers than those that lacked pollen – just like bees hovering around pollen-producing plants on land.

“We saw all of these animals coming in, and then we saw some of them carrying pollen,” lead researcher Brigitta van Tussenbroek told New Scientist.

The concept was so new, they invented a new term to describe it: zoobenthophilous pollination. Before that, researchers had never predicted that animals were involved in pollinating marine plants.

Continue Reading.

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SEA BEES

Source: sciencealert.com
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There’s nothing funnier than American Trad Caths revealing that they’re just Presbyterians that think Baroque looks cool

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jv

Oh my fucking god all this is too fucking funny. Lucking forward to having an anti-pope in Houston, Texas. Instead of the pointy hat maybe he can wear a white cowboy hat.

innocuoulylurking

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I need people to stop being so funny because I can’t keep re blogging this shit

emi--rose

I want a cowboy antipope so bad pweeeeease

lol antipope